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MY FUTURE CHILD

Sun Feb 17, 2008, 10:59 PM
  • Mood: Eager
  • Reading: Eclipse
  • Watching: The Studio Ghibli Box Set
I have a long list of things that I need to do to my future teenage child.

->When she/he*wink* is going out the house with a friend or so, I wait, until they are still in shouting range but kinda still far away and THEN! I YELL! "*insert name here* YOU FORGOT YOUR TAMPONS!!"

That would be funny. For the boy as well. Heh heh heh.

->When I give he/she and sex talk, play let's talk about sex song" or the one where he says we're nothing about mammals in the background.

Ok the list isn't very long but in time, it will grow. It will grow. Beware my future children. Beware.

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I'm so glad you're not my mother.
I will be the coolest mother EVER!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA

--
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I wish you were my mother.
You could be my children's Auntie so we could embarrass them together!

--
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Awesome!

We should totally get lipstick on our teeth and then go out with them in public.
I LIKE IT!

--
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

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