1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-require and lay down as a condition (the reverse dictionary)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Ursula

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
PROJECT RUNWAY!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:00 *headesk*

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Knocked Up - Lykke Li (remix)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A while ago, went to pick mint leaves

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Your mum

9. What are you wearing?
my camera tee, hoodie, FAT PANTS FTW

10. Did you dream last night?
No

11. When did you last laugh?
like half a minute ago, laughing at the word fat pants

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
clock, my painting!, and ursula. ugh. I need some disinfectant or something.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
your face

14. What do you think of this quiz?
awesome

15. What is the last film you saw?
Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Kings Of Leon

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'M ASIAN. It's my darkest secret, but slowly, i'm coming out of the closet. It's hard. Real hard. Luckily I look like a fat 40 year old white man. Not a small asian teenage girl.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make Kings Of Leon a religion.

19. Do you like to dance?
No. How insensitive. I have no feet.

20. George Bush:
I'm not a bush fan

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Bush.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Balls.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
No, but I have considered becoming an incredibly obese person

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Sup bitch.